PART I: THE YOUNG EXUBERANT
Time Twister
The Upper Crust
Money is Magic
The Coquette
The Profligate
How to Beg (Like the Bon Ton)
The Doctrine of Drinking
The Gamester
At The Mermaid
The Hellfire Club
Lord Vampyre
The Transformation
Lusty Wenches
In Praise of Cuckolds
In Praise of Crones
Bedlamites’ Courtship
Pickpockets’ Wedding
Libido
The Cad’s Confession 
The Jester
A Valentine to Nincompoops
Prologue to The Comedy of Errors
The Lazy Lackey
Petruchio’s Prologue
The Problem with Love Poetry
Troglodytes
The Roaring Girl 
The Debtors’ University
The Old Law
Life Isn’t Fair

PART II: THE ILLIBERAL LANDOWNER
Democracy’s a Damned Nuisance
Parliament of Idiots 
Vote Monarchy! 
Popularity
The Haut Monde
R.S.V.P.
Dernier Cri
The Brothel’s Politics
The Document
Citizen Capet’s Defense
The Law of Suspects
Powdered Wigs 
The Merry Beggars
Peasants’ Day
The Leisure Class
The Unwashed Masses
Overthrow the Government! 
The Love Song of Robespierre
Shigalyov’s Solution
Tax the Poor
Patriots
Fin de Siècle
A Whiff of Grapeshot
When Monarchy Was Fun
Wortley Clutterbuck

PART III: THE PENSIONER, BUT NO WISER
The Other Ozymandias
The Better Sort
The Genius
The Bore
Vanity
Lord Foppington
Rutilio’s Repentance     
Lessons in Loving Wisely
The Circle of Thievery 
Courtiers and Courtesans
Revolutionaries
Reactionaries
Witnesses
Boilly’s Final Thoughts 
Misanthropes’ Holiday
Misanthropes’ Lullaby
Misanthropes’ Support Group
Misanthropes’ Utopia 
Etiquette 
Lady Foppington’s Predicament  
Perfidious Friends
Falstaff’s Account
The Problem with Democracy
Let’s Socialism (One More Time)
Laudanum
The Other Me
Dueling Myself 
Life Before the Internet 
Kubla Khan
Pied Piper



“Poems you’re too young to understand.”